Today is Earth Day. Rejoice and plant trees! Following up with both Vanity Fair's and the New York Times Magazine less-than-green green issues, Time exchanged its iconic red border for a green border (the last time they changed border colors was on 9/11: That's how important this is!).

On Drudge, the Matt-ster is crowing that a Canadian Earth Day celebration was snowed out. How could the world be warming if it is snowing in April, he gleefully implies. Well, Matt, that's because the climate isn't just getting warmer. It's just getting screwier. Duh. How are you planning to celebrate Earth Day? Any suggestions?