Please send a care package to my wife as soon as possible. Without complaint she has been caring for our mostly non-verbal autistic son Blake for almost eight years now. Okay, the "without complaint" part isn't exactly true, she's only human after all. In addition to working part time, my wife Robin finds time to volunteer at Blake's school, shuttle him from therapy to therapy, feed his persnickity appetite, care for him when he's sick, and advocate on his behalf. She even manages to clean up around here once in awhile. Please include he following items in the care package:

Personal Chef
Personal Driver
Stylist/Shopper
House Cleaning Services
Tropical Island Vacation
Eight Hours of Sleep (in a row)
Mind Reading Abilities
And a Cure for Autism

Thanks,

Chuck LaVoie